#25 Unspoken rules for the men’s bathroom

Ok this one is for the guys out there. Have you ever noticed that there are some unspoken public mens room rules.

First of is the staggering at the urinals, you never stand next to someone at the urinals, if you can avoid it, you always leave and empty one in between. You look straight ahead and don’t talk.

Talkers in the bathroom just make it really uncomfortable, there you are staring straight ahead holding your twig and berries and some guy is trying to talk to you, usually you just give a stern grunt and then wait till you are don’t to continue. Or you try to talk but that’s always hard cause relieving yourself and talking at the same time don’t really go hand in hand.

Then there are the rules for the stalls, again you always stager if you can. You never go right next to someone and there is defiantly no talking here. And when you come out of the stall you don’t make eye contact. Never make eye contact.

These are just a couple of the unspoken and universal rules of the mens room, are there any more that you can think of? Post them in the comments and I will put together a complete Mens room rule book.

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