Dan Byl

Here are 2 separate conversations that I have had with women reiterated for your viewing pleasure.

Conversation one.
This took place at a cosmetics store. No I was not buying makeup. I was trying to find some sort of manly facial scrub. (really there is nothing manly about that but I needed some.)

Me.”I need some face wash stuff”

Girl, “ok well what are you using now?”

Me “now?”

Girl “ya what do you wash your face with now?”

Me “I don’t”

Girl “do you use a bar of soap or something like that?”

Me “ Nope I don’t use anything, I just get in the shower and occasionally splash some water on it or if I am feeling really adventurous I use some shampoo and shampoo my beard.”

Girl “ok, so do you use any moisturizers?”

Me “nope I don’t use anything at all”

Girl “oh boy”

Conversation 2

Between my hair stylist and me.

Hair stylist “What do you use in your hair now?”

Me “what do you mean?”

Hair stylist “what sort of shampoo do you use? Do you use a conditioner?”

Me “Um I don’t know, my shampoo comes in a green bottle.”

Hair stylist “where did you buy it?”

Me “costco”

Hair stylist “well that explains a lot, how often do you wash your hair and condition it?”

Me “I wash maybe 2 times a week and I condition, actually I don’t, I haven’t opened the bottle.”

Hair stylist “Ok well maybe you should start doing both a little more regularly.”

Me “ok”

I haven’t

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